Krikey!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve Irwin, the crocodile hunter, is dead! a damn sting ray got him in the chest! i can't believe this!

the saddest part is that he probably wanted death by crocodile, not by a stingray.

this really bums me out. i can think of at least a dozen other tv hosts i'd rather see die than him.

in fact, i'll name a few: alton brown, dr. phil, crefloe dollar, howie mandel, the judges from America's Got Talent, and finally oprah.

believe me, the world is far more dangerous place now that we don't have steve irwin keeping the crocodile population in check. A LOT MORE DANGEROUS!

WHAT THE FUCK, BIIIITTTTCCCCHHH?!

Monday, July 10, 2006

random things that interest me lately:
1.randomly saying, "WHAT THE FUCK, BIIITTTTCCCHHH??!"
2.the john tesh radio show. it's information for your life.
3.heidi from "the hills." bitch is dumb, but she's got spunk. i like her.
4.ovaltine hot. enough said.
I'm moving out, bitches! And I'm going to New Jersey, NYC, DC, & Chapel Hill on the way home. and once i'm home i'm going back to the ATX for awhile and then to Lauren & Tim's wedding in Plano. and finally i'm staying in Orange, Texas where you can find me in front of my tv watching I Love the 70's volume 2 for the rest of the year. The End.

Better Ingredients. Better Pizza.

Monday, July 03, 2006

My brother told me he would be in Montreal this weekend so I reserved a bed at a hostel and took a day off of work. About 20 minutes after I check into the hostel, he calls and tells me that he's actually staying an hour out of Toronto and that he won't be coming to Montreal. Well, I'll be damned. But no matter. I picked a good weekend to go to Montreal. This weekend they had two festivals, one sports tournament, and it was Canadian Independence day. I had a blast! I went shopping, went to the jazz festival, got drunk with some Irish girls, fell out of a bunk bed, and made friends with a professional pick up artist. What more could I ask for? I also took the metro downtown to see "The Devil Wears Prada" because I have a girl crush on Meryl Streep and I'll pretty much see any movie she's in. By the way, I'd love to get Anna Wintour's phone number just so I can call that frosty bitch and tell her how fabulous she is! And I guess Anne Hathaway is the new "girl-who's-supposed-to-be-plain-but-really-isn't-but-gets-a-makeover" person because she pretty much plays that character in every movie. i.e. The Princess Diaries, The Princess Diaries 2, The Devil Wears prada. Um, I'm drawing a blank on any other movies she's been in. She's even better than that "Am I a bet?! Am I a fucking bet?!" girl from She's All That.

Carbs Out / Protein In

Monday, June 26, 2006

From now on, i'm no longer eating refined carbs - AT ALL. No rice, no potatos, no pasta, no cookies, no soda, et cetera. Two nights ago I decided to calculate my waste - to - hip ratio and it was .77. For women, anything over .8 is considered unhealthy and puts you at risk for diabetes. And if there's one thing i don't want, it's diabetes! So from now on, I'm on a low carb, high protein diet.

Ah, work. I will miss you. Yesterday, the residents were watching King Kong and I walked in and one resident said, "That's actually a real gorilla!" and I said, "i don't think so. I think it was made by a computer." Then she gets all pissed off and says, "well, that's not what I heard!" oooh, Bitch, please. If it ain't made by a computer then where did these dinosaurs and huge insects come from, huh? And where'd Jack Black come from? Huh? Didn't think about that, eeehh. HE'S NOT REAL!

i called the hampton inn in plano this afternoon to make reservations for my friends tim and lauren's wedding and this guy with a southern accent answered the phone. i nearly flipped out because i haven't heard a real texan accent in so long. SO DREAMY. anyhow, he asked my address and i told him "ithaca, ny," and he goes, "Ithaca?! that's from the movie Road Trip!" but he said it in a way that he thought it didn't really exist in real life.

two pink lemonade + one black cherry

Monday, June 19, 2006

that's the secret recipe for my new favorite hair color. i'm talking about kool-aid people. mix two pink lemonade packets plus one black cherry, add a few drops of water, a quarter sized amount of conditioner, work it through hair and wrap it up in a shower cap and wear over night. and VOILA! the perfect color.

right now i'm eating a ham sandwich and it's delicious. and by ham sandwich, i mean eating ham straight out of the package because i don't have bread, mustard, or anything else to put on it. i guess that's what happens when you spend money on kool-air, latex gloves, shower caps, toe rings, and nail polish instead of groceries.

and for the record, i'll take my blog down whenever i damn well please. this blog is like my child. and like the say going, "i brought you in this world and i'll take you out."

so there.